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bullshit

Sometimes it's really annoying when you have a friend who's constantly full of shit. He's a cool friend, but those times that he just goes into another stupid story full of bullshit makes me want to smack him across the face. It's not really that he's lying, but just putting layers of sweet smelling bullshit all over it. But peoples is peoples.

fear & loathing

so who knew that their life would be where it is at any given moment? everything has its little twists and turns. things don't turn out quite the way you wanted, even dreamed of. but even with resentment, maybe you find that your current location is still its own miracle in itself. i have more love in my life right now than I ever thought I would. So even though it doesn't shine now, I know that one day Life will present itself when I least expect it. And that gives me hope.

toilet seats

I would like to talk about toilet seats and the women who complain about them. What really is the big deal about the seat being up? I mostly hear that women will fall in if the seat is not down. What the fuck, are they fucking blind?! Some women say that they pee in the dark... well don't you have to see to be able to get to the toilet in the first place? I say that any women who goes into the bathroom while pitch dark and they fall in it's their own damn fault for taking it for granted. Men don't complain about the seat being down because it's not a big deal, we just reach down and lift it up. We lift it up before we pee, why can't you drop it before you do? "Well why don't you?" asks women. "Because it's common sense," says men, "if the seat's up you put it down! Just reach out and flick it downwards with your hand... woo seat's down, wasn't that fun? Do your business, flush, wash your hands, put on your big girl panties and DEAL WITH IT!!"

Now that that's over, I would like to talk about courtesy. Men, you love your girl... put the seat down, it's called courtesy.

P.S. Here's something interesting for women: The princess and the pee

P.P.S. I've always put the seat down. The lid too. It's not because some women trained me to do it, I just picture all this poopy water splashing out of the bowl and landing on my toothbrush or something. That's gross.

P.P.P.S. Why don't I ever hear about women complaining about the lid being down? They can't pee with the lid down and it takes more muscle to lift a lid than to lower a seat. Eh, go figure.

i hate customers

So I work for a deli, see. There was this customer who ordered a fruit party tray and specifically ordered it to be light on the cantaloupe and honeydew, but the memo part of the order sheet was overlooked when the tray was made it had a full order of melons in it. So this lady gets pretty upset. She wasn't throwing a fit or anything, but she was being pretty stubborn. Well boo-fuckin'-hoo, it has more melon on it than you ordered! Who gives a rat's ass?! You still have to pay the same amount of money. Ok, so I at least agree that if you order something it should come the way you asked (if possible), but you're going to fuss over EXTRA melon?! So the tray was remade real quick, but I don't know if new fruit was used or just the same fruit from the old tray, but I bet you that all that melon got eaten and somebody at her party wished that there were more. Customers seriously piss me off.

more about me

As I said before, my name is Jason. I'm 24 years old, I've been married to Mary for almost 3 years now, and I have two beautiful girls Trinity, 2 years old, and Emily, 1 year old. Oh, and the sweetest smartest greatest cat in the whole world, Daisy.

I've thought about this for a long time and I think our biggest problem stems from not having enough money. Everything from rent, food, diapers, cars, gas, phones, general entertainment, and even furniture are all problems to us because we don't have a lot of money. But right now we've worked out a plan with my father and our tax return for this year. He needs to borrow $5000 from it, and he'll pay us back $500 a month for ten months. So we'll still live off of what I make regularly, but it'll be like we're getting an extra $500 a month for rent completely guilt-free (I've had to borrow too much money from him, my father-in-law, my grandmother, etc.) so it'll help immensely. We'll be able to get rent and bills caught up in no time and live so much easier with a lot less stress in that department.

That's enough problems for now. I hope you'll come back to read more. I promise I won't ramble about these things so much next time.

the first of many

Hello, my name is Jason and this is my blog. The purpose of this blog is to express my opinions on life, marriage, kids, and maybe even politics. I hope they'll be interesting to you and make you want to come back and read them.